We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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