we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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