When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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