It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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