I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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