Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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