THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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