Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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