It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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