This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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