My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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