is your mom at the bar?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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