I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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