Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Randomize