oh god the rape fog is back!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
