i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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