why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Sorry about my life...
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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