There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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