Three words: puerto rican gang bang
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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