I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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