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• (954): View more from Florida

  we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  thats barely a game just flip a coin

  (954): View more from Florida

  should we drink on heads or tails?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!

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• (916): View more from California

  I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.

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• (585): View more from New York

  The uberlube is also flammable

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow

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• (323): View more from California

  Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number

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