I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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