Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.