Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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