i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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