i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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