Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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