i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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