I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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