I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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