fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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