Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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