I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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