BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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