Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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