He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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