I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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