I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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