Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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