You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
My underwear smells like fireworks.
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community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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