I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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