i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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