goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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