Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
It's shark week go big or go home
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