I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize