neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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