I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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