I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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