His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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