she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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