I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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