I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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