Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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