I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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