Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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